Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Guest Post | Will Oldham


Lyrikkal - "Pink & Purple"

The first Triple-X motion picture I saw was 'Debbie Does Dallas II'. There was a slumber party hosted by upperclassmen, and we all lounged, co-ed, across the living room floor into the night. That was porn for us, that was kind of the filthiest that sex got for a regular kid of 14. I think.

A few years ago, a friend of mine in the public education system told me about a trend among 13- and 14-year olds called doing a 'rainbow connection', where multiple girls would put different color lipsticks on and then go down on a young boy, all of them, leaving a fruit-stripe rainbow pattern along the shaft of his penis. And so the kids are lost? No. The kids in this video are firing full-on, with confidence and guts and charisma and bad-assness.

What is realistic to hope for is that the rainbow connectors will ultimately find sex so gross and desolate that they'll end up not having children, and the Pink-and-Purples will populate our earth (for the time she has left) with a truly chosen people. Being old and watching Lyrikkal is going to make being old pretty good.

- - -

Will Oldham will be writing from Louisville every Wednesday about loved and significant music.

1 comment:

  1. If you need your ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend to come crawling back to you on their knees (no matter why you broke up) you must watch this video
    right away...

    (VIDEO) Text Your Ex Back?